Insanity. To A New Level.

Soo… I think I'm going insane.

No joke.

I was helping out at my old school, after school today.

And I come home after… Yadda yadda yadda.

I'm hungry. Haven't eaten much all day. ((As per usual))

So, I grab one of those serving packet things that you can dump into a pan thing, cook and then eat.

And this one looked really good, so I was pretty psyched to eat it.

So, I turned on one of burners. Trying to remember where exactly to turn the dial since it is semi broken. Setting the timer to 8 minutes, I leave to the other room.

The buzzer goes off. I head back into the kitchen to find the food still NOT cooked. Thinking the burner's acting funny, I turn it off. Then turn it back on and to what I hope to be the right setting. Another eight minutes goes by.

Come back, and little progress is made. VERY unusual for this. Normally it's fully cooked by six minutes, and this time the ice wasn't even melted.

Confused, I decide to compare the different knobs to find the right heat. I realize that I've been putting it on low instead of medium. ((Trust me. This particular dial is MESSED.))

Turning it back on, I stand by the stove this time, still turning the timer. Waiting, I grab a book and read in the kitchen.

A few minutes later, and I see no progress. 'This is messed' I think, and turn off the heat. I move the pan to the other large burner placing it on the plate and turning on one of the dials.

Eight minutes pass and I feel happy that I get to eat. Right?

 

Wrong.

The setting is on 2 now. NOT eight. And eight is what I need.

I turn the knob to eight and leave. Continuing reading my book.

Eight minutes later. I come back. The fucking food isn't any better.

What the hell!?

And it is then. And only then that I realize that the pot beside it is currently smoking.

I then realize that I turned on the burner BESIDE the burner I WANTED.

I freak out slightly, grabbing the giant pot away from the red hot burner. Realizing that I'm just burning the food residue on the bottom of it.

I finally, turn the RIGHT knob to the RIGHT degree. Set the time to eight minutes and read staring at the pan.

 

Eight minutes. Food is mine.

Took for fucking ever.

What the hell is wrong with me.

Like... What the fuck!?

 

 

Stay Zesty folks.

And not insane like me.

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-RawrJamie